Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Episode 10: Commotion on the Croquet Course




Chapter 18

By the middle of that sparkling morning, Wilbur and his bride had not exchanged a syllable since the day before. No sounds issued from the walnut room except routine noises of people dressing, opening windows, or clearing their throats in preparation to say something they decided against. Eleanor knew that her husband had no intention of joining in the croquet tournament, and she had so little interest in him at this point that she did not even consult him on his plans for the day. For her part, she resolved to play croquet with all the enthusiasm she could kindle, although on any other day she would have found this an excessively athletic activity and beneath her dignity. Wilbur watched his wife pin her hair and spray cologne around her regal neck as though she were alone in the room.

            He straightened his cuffs and bent to wipe several flecks of dust from his gleaming boots. He had to talk with her, but she was a stone when she wanted to be.

            “Look here, El,” he finally blurted, “you can’t go on like this in company. People will notice. I can tolerate your ridiculous silences when we are home, but in public this behavior is out of the question.”

            Eleanor added some powder to her imposing nose.

            “You won’t intimidate me like this, you know,” he continued. “I do as I see fit. All you’ll accomplish with this infantile display,” he warned, coming closer, “is to arouse suspicion about our manners and our marriage. Is that what you want?”

            With a last look at all sides of her perfected countenance, Eleanor left the mirror and picked up her hat, arranging its dull ribbon with perfect equanimity.

            Unwilling to cede victory by losing his temper completely, Wilbur tugged at his waistcoat, straightened his narrow frame, and announced evenly that she could damn well do as she pleased, it was no concern of his. He would be taking Empress and Napoleon out for a run—whom, he took time to point out, she seemed to have forgotten all about in her self-indulgent tantrum of the last two days.

            At this she shot him a burning look and pursed her lips tighter still. Her husband snatched up his hat and strode from the room, concentrating all his will to keep his hand from slamming the heavy door behind him. His long legs carried him quickly down the stairs, through the dining room, and out onto the terrace, where he bristled at seeing Grandma Brown, still sitting and watching the morning bustle. Seated beside her and looking like a great, dark monument by contrast was Mrs. Rockwell, accompanied by her insubstantial daughter. Wilbur did not hesitate but cut across the cool flagstones toward the kennel.

            “Wilbur!” called Grandma Brown with a stern ring.

            Wilbur halted and turned stiffly.

            “We need to talk. Today.”

            “Of course, Grandma. I’ll look for you this afternoon, eh?”

            Mrs. Brown nodded without a smile and watched him scamper away.

            “Your grandson is very devoted to his dogs, isn’t he?” ventured Mrs. Rockwell.

            “My grandson is a fool.” The remark stood like a frozen sheet between the ladies, stark and unwieldy. Mrs. Rockwell searched for a way to continue the conversation around it, her daughter watching keenly to see what her mother would manage.

            “I’ve known many men who could wear that title,” she offered after a moment. “My own Abram tries me to the very limit at times—Sarah, you know this already—but he has a good heart. His problem is that he cannot see ahead, not in the grand scheme. He is wonderful with business, but there is much more to this world than business.” She sighed.

            “Your Abram,” observed Mrs. Brown, “is a jewel. He has a heart of gold, just as you say, and that outweighs most faults in a man.”

            Sarah spoke up. “But courage is important, too, don’t you think, Mrs. Brown? I can’t abide a man who is not brave.”

            Both ladies looked at the young thing in surprise. “You make a good point, my girl,” admitted her mother. “As long as you are not referring to silliness like duels or hunting grizzly bears with short knives or that sort of thing. But bravery of the soul, that is an admirable quality in a man as well as a woman.”

            “And harder and harder to find,” observed Mrs. Brown. “My advice to you is, don’t hurry”—pointing a cautionary finger at the girl—“take your time to find a worthy man. For it is true that kindness without bravery is useless, and bravery without kindness brings disaster.”

            The ladies watched Wilbur lead his dogs from the kennel and, to their surprise, head straight back toward them. He stepped up on the terrace, keeping the leashes short on his eager greyhounds, and smiled.

            “I just want to ask your pardon, ladies, if I seemed rude a moment ago. It was not intended.”

            Grandma said nothing, so Mrs. Rockwell spoke up. “I am sure that a man in your situation has a great deal on his mind.”

            Wilbur’s contrite smile fell away. “What do you mean?” he asked flatly, glancing at Grandma.

             “Why,” Mrs. Rockwell began uncertainly, “a gentleman of affairs such as yourself surely has much to keep track of even while taking some time away as we are. I know my Abram can never completely leave his work behind.”

            Wilbur looked unconvinced. He pulled the dogs closer with a short jerk and mumbled his appreciation for her understanding. With a short bow, he left them.

            Mrs. Rockwell leaned toward Mrs. Brown. “Did I say something inconvenient?” she asked. She appealed to her daughter. “What did I say to him?”

            “You said nothing improper, Mrs. Rockwell,” Grandma assured her. “Pay no attention to my grandson. He is a bundle of nerves, and has every reason to be.”

            Mrs. Rockwell, confused, chose to simply observe that it was very decent of Wilbur to return and express his apology.

            “You may think me an impossible old woman,” replied Grandma, “but I can no longer abide illusions. Don’t think too well of my grandson, please. He only came back because he wants something from me and can’t afford to leave me irritated. However, since he is by nature and long habit unavoidably irritating, he would do better to simply keep his distance.”

            “Look,” cried Sarah, “I believe they are starting the tournament! Are you coming, Mother?”

            “Soon, my dear. I’ll come along with Mrs. Brown as soon as we can convince ourselves to leave this pleasant spot.”

            Sarah grabbed her parasol and nearly ran across the lawn, her yellow hair bouncing in the bright sun.

            “Oh,” observed her mother, watching the girl go, “What truth in those words, ‘A youth of frolics, an old age of cards.’” *

Grandma gave a soft snort of agreement, and the two women sat in silent reflection as the rapidly rising sun warmed their backs and chased away the morning’s shadows.

           
Chapter 19

A call went up from the croquet course, summoning the guests to the field of battle. The players were quickly converging to match skills and vie for the grand prize, a rendering of the rose garden that Stella had agreed to paint for the occasion.

            Fettles stood before the spirited congregation, struggling to get their attention in the open air. The butler clapped his thin hands together twice and launched into a thorough explanation. Players would draw from matching numbers from a hat, and the winner of each of these pairs would toss his number back into the hat to be paired with another winner, and so the competitors would be winnowed down to the last two standing. Referees were stationed along the course and would have the final word in all disputes. Those not participating in the tournament were asked to please refrain from entering the field of play or picking up any balls that went astray.

            As he concluded, Mrs. Rockwell arrived helping Grandma to the chairs on the shady edge of the neat, sunny course. Mrs. Bairnaught was already seated and fanning herself, ready to cheer her husband to victory.

            Agnes drew the same number as Eleanor, which she saw as a mixed blessing. While Wilbur’s wife was the last person she would have chosen to play against, she hoped to pick up some clues about yesterday’s conversation as they made their way through the wickets. The coveted position of playing against Phillip had gone to Mr. Schmidt, and Agnes told herself that she would just have to stay in the game as long as possible on the chance that she and the missionary might face each other eventually.

            Eleanor’s studied elegance worked against her on the croquet field, and Agnes surpassed her easily. Agnes slowed her progress at the fourth wicket in an attempt to decrease her partner’s embarrassment. She had to admire the woman’s concentration and honest effort at a game she clearly had never played. Added to this handicap was the presence of her husband standing silently in the shade, offering no encouragement, as the dogs panted on either side of him. Nearby players, seeing Eleanor’s difficulty, offered comprehensive advice as to stance, swing, and aim, but although she nodded and applied herself with seemingly good intent, her ball moved only a few feet, and seldom in the desired direction.

            Halfway through the course, Agnes cheerfully lied, “I think you are doing marvelously for your first time playing.”

            Eleanor dabbed her face. “Well, at least I am making an effort. Some people with no good excuse prefer to stand in the shade and smirk.” She shot a narrow look to the sidelines.

            “Wilbur, by chance?”

            “Well, he’s never one to join in any activities of a competitive nature when he’s not sure to excel.” She paused and seemed to reconsider. “Well, for the most part.”

            “He abstained from the hunt but made it clear that it was on philosophical grounds,” Agnes recalled.

            “Rubbish.” Eleanor took a swing in the air, tried again, and sent her ball lolling just beside the wicket. “He didn’t want me to participate in this game either, that was quite plain, but I know better how to conduct myself in company.”

            “I do appreciate your joining in, Eleanor,” Agnes encouraged. “He does seem a bit more on edge than usual, if you don’t mind my making an observation,” she added, taking aim to move her ball around a small depression.

            Eleanor glanced at her. “Does he? Well, he has always been high strung. Very capable, you understand, but high strung. That is often a trait among the elite, I understand, as in thoroughbreds. But you know, Agnes, you have done very well for yourself without a husband. They are a complication in life. Quite necessary if one is to really ascend through the layers of society. Still,” she added in a low voice, “I do envy you sometimes.”

            Agnes stood staring at this impossible woman, wondering how to respond. A sudden commotion, however, removed all possibility of continuing the conversation.

            Tearing across the lawn came Empress and Napoleon, their legs a blur, their necks outstretched, in single-minded pursuit of two rabbits that bounded over the croquet field in a mad effort to reach the shelter of the forsythia grove. In the pandemonium, Mrs. McMeed lost her balance and fell onto Mr. Schmidt, bringing them both down in a heap. At the very same time, his back to the chaos, Lord Phillip was in mid-swing, aiming to bring back his ball from a nasty knock-away by his opponent. On the upswing, his mallet caught Napoleon, who was just rounding Phillip in pursuit of his zigzagging prey. He struck the dog squarely in the chest and sent him flying backward several feet to land on his back. Phillip, thrown by the unexpected impact of his mallet upon the racing dog, staggered backward and only barely kept his feet.

            Wilbur and Eleanor ran shouting to the dog’s side and sank down beside him. Alone, Empress followed the rabbit into the thicket. Napoleon’s breath came in short gasps, and except for his labored breathing, he lay completely still, his eyes wide open in surprise.

            “What in God’s name were you doing?” demanded Wilbur, glaring up at Phillip. He laid both hands on the dog’s ribcage as though holding it together. The players formed a ring around the scene.

            “I did not realize—” Phillip began. “I was not expecting your dog to be on the course.”

            “Everyone else saw what was happening! What’s wrong with you, anyway, Your Lordship?” Wilbur sneered. “Not the sharpest knife,” he muttered.

            Agnes stepped forward, clutching her skirt. “Wilbur, how dare you!”

            “No, no,” said Phillip, putting a hand out, “it’s quite all right, Agnes. Let me answer your cousin’s question. ‘What’s wrong with me?’ Well, let’s see—apparently I expect to play croquet on a croquet course. I also, strange as it might seem, would not dream of bringing animals with me to visit the relatives, uninvited. I feel a good deal of gratitude to my hostess rather than an urge to embarrass her and condescend to decent people at every opportunity. I’d say that is what’s wrong with me if you want to know.”

            Wilbur had risen and stepped forward, hands clenched, but Mr. Schmidt inserted himself. “Gentlemen, let us not try the patience of these good people with a scene we will, none of us, wish to recall. Wilbur, it’s natural to feel concern for Napoleon, but one can’t deny that Lord Phillip is quite blameless in this accident.”

            Meanwhile, Ned had been conducting his own examination of the dog, who was by now sitting up and breathing better, although shallowly. “Sir, your dog is well,” he pronounced matter-of -factly. Everyone turned to look down at man and dog. “He’s just had the wind knocked out of him. Now, he surely is bruised and will be hurting for a few days, but he’s not damaged for long.”

            By now Empress was trotting back from her adventure holding one twitching rabbit in her pointed jaws, looking satisfied and quite unaware of the dozens of burs caught in her coat. Wilbur grabbed her trailing leash, handed it to Eleanor, and scooped up Napoleon. He stepped close to Phillip and breathed, “I don’t know who you are really or what your game is—“

            “I could say the same of you,” Phillip whispered back.

            Wilber paused and squinted into Phillip’s eyes. “There is no game,” he said, and hesitated again as though waiting for something. “I’m willing to forget this for Agnes’s sake.”

            “Then you should,” Phillip counseled. “And I’d keep those hounds out of the way if I were you. For your sake.”

            With that Wilbur and Eleanor headed for the kennel to lavish their charges with tender care and a thorough grooming while Isaiah and Ned set to work quickly to reestablish the course. Lunch appeared, and everyone took a short break to calm their nerves over cold chicken, oysters, melon, and other delicacies suitable to a summer afternoon that had suddenly grown very hot indeed.



To be continued . . .


* Alexander Pope

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